Birthday gift for a friend! A little rushed in places as I was pressed for time, but I liked the overall colour scheme!
I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad
Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.
Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner.
Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.
“Haha, that’ll TEACH my wife!!”
Dude, you’re supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.
#marie kondo your marriage
@onblueponds I can’t help looking at this and thinking. But, but. The food is away in a sealed container ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@vivican Right? I’m pretty sure this is something that both you and I would do lmao. If there’s nothing else available slap it in something it will fit in and still close.
(Source: porterr-robinson, via vivican)
@onblueponds Me, when I’m waiting for someone to get one of my puns.
(Source: forgifs.com, via vivican)
Normal cat: goes mrrrp?! after a single touch to their sleeping form
Stepan:
@onblueponds and we thought Mouse was bad…























